there goes the internet.

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Leave it to the Elite Liberal Media terrorism cell to get out their weapons of mass correction to take on poor little Sarah Palin with red pens and scathing grammatical competency.

It’s been a source of mockery (or as Sarah would say, “stinkin’ gotcha grammar dogs”) for weeks now, but finally Vanity Fair has brought the clusterfuck logic-bomb that is Sarah Palin’s speaking ability to an even bigger arena, so that unemployed English majors could get a laugh on their level, too. (I love you all). What did we expect though? She had a history of repeating her rally-the-base stump speech even long after the election was over. She should have stolen a speech writer from her party instead of dozens of red business suits bedazzled with American flag pins and a suitcase full of Bump Its.

It’s also worth it to note that she gets her state’s history wrong in the speech. Goddamnit woman, we’ve given you so much slack since you’re hopped up on Alaska pills and it’s supposedly all you care about, but you don’t even know its basic history? Its fucking inception-related history?!

I love it.